Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 29, 2021

Remember that time I wanted to look back at what we accomplished this year?

A standard year that a lot of us envy.

Good for you, Marigold and Phoebe.

Hmmmm………“For a while, your navel was a mute button……” I can imagine how that ended—- PHOEBE: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TODD WAS GIVING OUT FREE CANDY, AND I MISSED OUT?? COULDN’T YOU SAY SOMETH———-” / MARIGOLD: {smiling} / PHOEBE: “AND NOW I’M SHOUTING AT MY BEST FRIEND FOR NOTHING. OKAY, CANCEL THE MUTE BUTTON…….”

“And yet I never seem to age, like those kids in Despicable Me. Is someone feeding me suppressants?” “No, nothing like that. Like them, you’re simply a cartoon character.” “……What?”“Don’t feel badly! You could be Vanellope Von Schweetz.”

Mari and Phoebe really live up to a different standard!

Weird is normal now.

Ah, memories. ❤️

And then there was the time that Marigold opened a portal that trapped her and Phoebe in Dimension X, where they met the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles… but it was the MICHAEL BAY TURTLES! …We don’t speak of that anymore…

Can someone please send me a link to the time travel arc? Thanks!

this was actually a pretty weird year… “in a good way”