An engineer wakes up in hell. He doesn’t understand, he has led a good life. He files an appeal with the devil. The devil says, well it looks like a paperwork error. But it is going to take a few hundred years to fix it. So the engineer decides if he is stuck there he will do what he can to improve the place.
Sometime later, the Almighty checks in on hell. “How are things going down there?” The devil says “it is great, we have new plumbing, a golf course, and soon we’ll have air conditioning.” How is this possible, asks the Almighty. The devil says “it is all thanks to that engineer you sent down.” “An engineer, that’s a mistake, send him back” “Nothing doing,” says the devil. The Almighty says “I’ll sue.” The devil just laughs. “And where will you get a lawyer?”
C over 1 year ago
No surprise there
SHIVA over 1 year ago
So don’t bother hiring one, you’re going to lose anyhow!!!
Ubintold over 1 year ago
Beats the joke about 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe
Bill The Nuke over 1 year ago
They get them all.
Lennia Machen Premium Member over 1 year ago
So there really IS a special place in hell for lawyers!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Ambulance chaser’s destiny…
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
My neighbor is a lawyer. I’m SURE this is where he is going, lol. His only redeeming grace is that he has a cat.
CitizenKing over 1 year ago
We engineers like this joke.
An engineer wakes up in hell. He doesn’t understand, he has led a good life. He files an appeal with the devil. The devil says, well it looks like a paperwork error. But it is going to take a few hundred years to fix it. So the engineer decides if he is stuck there he will do what he can to improve the place.
Sometime later, the Almighty checks in on hell. “How are things going down there?” The devil says “it is great, we have new plumbing, a golf course, and soon we’ll have air conditioning.” How is this possible, asks the Almighty. The devil says “it is all thanks to that engineer you sent down.” “An engineer, that’s a mistake, send him back” “Nothing doing,” says the devil. The Almighty says “I’ll sue.” The devil just laughs. “And where will you get a lawyer?”
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m in probate, appointed to represent my brother’s estate. The lawyer I hired on the recommendation of a friend will surely end up on this list.
Caesar'sWife Premium Member over 1 year ago
So, so unfair…really funny, though.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
that department really works like… heck…