Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for November 18, 2022

Milk production might drop

Moo once in awhile so they think I’m still here somewhere

So that’s where bacon flavored milk comes from!

If that’s a male cow…

Never herd. …. heard of anybody trying to milk a sow. Actually heard of anyone surviving the attempt.

I’m sorry, moo is not in my vocabulary.

New York is where I’d rather stay. I get allergic smelling hay. I just adore a penthouse view. Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue. Green Acres

He must be planning to jump over the moon…

Just cover that slot on your back and make some mooing noises. They will never know the difference.

Oh, BTW the farmer is steaks tonight.

Moooo.

How does this milking barn thing work?

And make sure you milk the chance for all its worth