Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 09, 2022

Cats must live by different rules than the rest of us. :/

What got into Bucky? There has got to be an easier way to open your Pringles!

So glad my cat wasn’t at all like Bucky.

Ambush? For Pringles? What the hell, man?

Like I said yesterday, Bucky was the p^ick of the litter , bad kitty!

Looks more like Bucky’s claw on his back foot opened the lid. Either way, painful “win” for Satch!

Pringles are to Real Potato Chips (crisps) as McNuggets are to real chicken …

Very kind of Bucky to open Satchel’s can full of tennis balls.

My cat Savannah lay in wait deliberately for almost 4 minutes the other night peaking under a chair waiting for my Maine Coon Yoshi to come looking for his evening treats. The attack was flawless, and the ensuing chase and tussle was a real hoot to watch. They do this sort of thing almost daily. Gota love those kitties!

“Win”? Satchel is always a bright side, “glass half full” sort of guy! (Otherwise his life would be miserable.)

Hilarious! : D

Did you all see the thing about the cats that took a new Vitamix “hostage”? It’s very funny:

https://toysmatrix.com/couple-asks-blender-manufacturer-vitamix-for-empty-boxes-after-cats-take-new-blender-and-box-hostage/

I don’t understand why Mr. Total-Peace-and-Harmony between all animals (plants are apparently fair game) persists in keeping a killer cat in his domicile…

I took my grandmother to visit my great aunt with one day and my great aunt had a Siamese cat. As my great aunt was in the kitchen fetching tea the cat decided to stick both front claws into my lower leg. My great aunt returned from the kitchen to see her cat flying across the room and hitting the wall. The cat didn’t bother me after that and I was never invited back to my great aunt’s place again (with or without my grandmother in tow).WIn – win. Unfortunately for my grandmother she enjoyed her sister’s company but I was the only one convenient to take her places.

Hahahahaha!