Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for December 05, 2021

Some family gatherings are so suffocating!!

“Use the Force.”

Use the farts.

And don’t gimme any excuses, kid.

I don’t get it. Who is this supposed to be behind him? A short bearded Rasputin?

Speak friend and leave.

Or say get the hell of my way!

Use ventriloquism to make it sound like someone knocked on the door, and the door will be opened for you.

His guardian weirdo?