Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 11, 2021

The female of this species is as cranky as it’s land-based counterpart

There are a lot of air-breathing land sharks walking around, as we speak!!

" Fins to the left, fins to the right, and you’re the only girl in town."

The guys are shy sharks. She’s not a shy shark. She’s pretty sharp.

“Wanna be my chum?”

I was diving in July and got surrounded by 3 Black Tip Reef sharks. It is not fun to be in that situation

Mako out

We’re not interested in asking you out; we’re actually just staring at all the lampreys on your other side…

Sharks afraid to Jump the Shark?

They are just waiting for a quickie.. not a long term commitment. Kind of a poke and run (swim?), these “fellas” are cheap and not about to spend capital on a floosie

Can’t swing a grass skirt without hitting one.

Breeding frenzy.

Not exactly a breeding frenzy.