Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 08, 2021

For Agnes, it will be an eggstra special day @ the principal’s office!

Some things are just taken for granted, Agnes.

agnes & trout’s eggcellent adventure…

We all know what is going to happen… those eggs are going to rot and stink… and then, another visit to the principal’s office….

Actually, more than 100 years ago farm wives did exactly what Agnes is doing, carried eggs around in a vest like contraption to keep them warm so they would hatch. It was called a “hatching jacket.”

Not on the books? But think of all the human sulfering!

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We’re an open carry state, but not for eggs.

Agnes, Agnes, you will need a concealed carry permit if they are hidden in an insulated pouch.

Agnes, this is why so many products have seemly silly instructions printed con the packages.

Eggs HAVE been used as weapons, of sorts…

If this was Calvin, he could nail Moe with the eggs.

My guess is your state legislature is working on legislation banning egg mandates