Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 23, 2021

o Will still do that for you

Pretty life-like

Hey, the Fink didn’t even wait to find our what else it could do!

Buy her enough champagne cocktails and she just might wet them for you.

Hmmm kinky finky

Got it from Oriental Trading…

Hey King, whatever does it for you… ;-)

“Not what, Max. Wet.”

Oh ye who go about saying unto each: “Hello sailor”:

Dost thou know the magnitude of thy sin before the gods?

- COMMANDMENT #12592

Give it more and she will.

Such an innocent time

This is seriously kinky

I remember that my sister had one of those Betsy Wetsy dolls.

“Love you long time…”

A very adult doll. Not likely to please a parent.

you buy me Saigon tea G.I.?