Overboard by Chip Dunham for December 02, 2021

Everyone makes honest mistakes. One time I made some coleslaw and put some food coloring in it—some green and some red. Instead of looking Christmas-y the salad turned an icky shade of brown when I tried to mix it a bit. It looked like raw hamburger—not the red kind you see at the market. It looked like rotten meat. I never did that again!

at a party i once grabbed a handful of potpourri thinking jt was trail mix…got it halfway to my mouth and then pretended to smell it…everyone knew i was a doofus!

Rodents don’t have common sense

Gravy covered mice? Poor Scratch.

After the “Great Cranberry Debacle of ’09”, we never have jellied cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving or Christmas any more.

Good morning Crew!

Should have paid attention in art class.

I guess when you’re stuck at sea, you make friends with anyone, even mice,

VERMIN!!!

Don’t try to sail the gravy boat.

Good evening, Crew!

Hey—the mice gotta have some fun. As for me, a cool idea in theory, but I could do without the mouse flavoring in my gravy.

Good Evening, Crew.