WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 04, 2021

The supreme salesman.

Toyota FJ. Gotta love them.

That’s supposed to be ugly? How about a strained pea green rag top Yugo?

I’ve seen uglier.

I think that is supposed to be a comic strip style Nissan Cube. The Pontiac Aztec was no picture post card, either.

nice suicide doors

PT Cruiser

https://www.google.com/search?q=dodge+cruiser&sxsrf=AOaemvKKtQswUe07ojPPqHRIg0O6wN_rQQ:1638628306153&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=6bWCER3l3tGpkM%252CUO7LEA3RSb3ekM%252C%252Fg%252F12v_cnvnq%253ByDOTki5RH0xrvM%252Cdb-piN468RHyHM%252C_%253BF0Pj9lLmYZHGwM%252CxPM3NFkKTbTmeM%252C_%253BkreEbLyIkKE78M%252CErGa8Mp86C6rEM%252C_%253BrRE1tEK4MBXrCM%252CNOdiDhwdH0BUtM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kT0pseZjYkWZNEKeNAAvWtU_PyFMQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjulO2Qrsr0AhX1N30KHcv7BJ0Q_B16BAhSEAE#imgrc=6bWCER3l3tGpkM

Then there was the Honda element. I would never drive a car that looked like General deGaulle’s hat.

Fiat Multipla followed by the Tesla Cybertruck

Chevy HHR

Now with suicide doors.

It never goes into style! Just think of the Hipster irony you could savor while driving it!

The Edsel [Henry Ford’s son was named Edsel and he named the Lemon after his son—how embarrassing]

Regarding modern cars, none of them look any good. Most of them require me to contort myself just to get in and out. Also they are slaves to microchips. They are essentially ugly computers on wheels.