Where are his buccaneers? Behind his buccaneyes!
Porch pirate = guy who steals your packages.
Porch pirate
… so if he’s about to get caught, he can say “Trick or Treat.”
give the guy a hand
Was whatever you pilfered worth an eye and a hand? Aaaarrgh!, I think not.
He’s wearing his mask incorrectly.
Must’ve gotten one of those Mark Rober “revenge” packages…
He more interested in Amazon than the seven seas.
Hope he lost that eye and hand to a guard dog.
“How’d you lose the hand?” “Fight with another pirate.” “How about the eye?” Seagull pooped in it." “Huh? You don’t lose an eye from seagull poop!” “Well, it was me first day with the hook.”
gduncan58 over 2 years ago
Where are his buccaneers? Behind his buccaneyes!
Ratkin over 2 years ago
Porch pirate = guy who steals your packages.
C over 2 years ago
Porch pirate
Doug K over 2 years ago
… so if he’s about to get caught, he can say “Trick or Treat.”
Beetle Bailey's Haint over 2 years ago
give the guy a hand
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Was whatever you pilfered worth an eye and a hand? Aaaarrgh!, I think not.
Michael Helwig over 2 years ago
He’s wearing his mask incorrectly.
jscarff57 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Must’ve gotten one of those Mark Rober “revenge” packages…
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
He more interested in Amazon than the seven seas.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hope he lost that eye and hand to a guard dog.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 2 years ago
“How’d you lose the hand?” “Fight with another pirate.” “How about the eye?” Seagull pooped in it." “Huh? You don’t lose an eye from seagull poop!” “Well, it was me first day with the hook.”