Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 20, 2021

“William” isn’t a “no”. So is that the reason or not?

Oh well in that case, CURSE YOU WILLIAM THE SORT OF A DUCK/DRAGON THING!!!

I want to know what his LAST name is. Or will be, maybe, depending on what is meant by “last”.

Bill/William and Ferny/Infernus must be the only mythical creatures to use a diminutive of their name. Marigold, Florence, Priscilla, and Blartholomew use their full name; Todd’s name is too simple to have a diminutive.

TMI, perhaps, but my ex was a William who went by Bill. He was also a jerk. Hopefully Marigold’s apparent archnemesis won’t turn out to be so bad.

Really nice see how much strong their friends is. But I want to know more about Bill.

We’ll have to send you a bill for using that old joke.

But what would his voice sound like if he were a cartoon?

There are always two sides to every story. Sometimes even more than two.

In that case, I’m sort of surprised Bill took this long to cross paths with Phoebe—it’s not like her hanging with Marigold is any great secret among the unicorns and other magical creatures now.

So instead of a beak he has a William?

Just because I’m half goat, people call me “Billy”.

So does that mean the correct term for a duck bill is duck Williams