Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for November 24, 2021

Two and a half pounds??!!

He’s not as casual about it as he would like bird to think. He just doesn’t do maudling.

Many birds can live for decades but I’m not sure about dookie birds.

Even for turtles, modest exercise is the secret of long life. :)

That’s a weight off Dookie bird’s mind!

Dookie bird? No one remembers it. So when you go extinct, John will forget you ever were.

LOL! He’s just being honest…

Crows are among the longest bird lives of a century or more.

I thought it would be the albatross family.