In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 28, 2021

Damn erectial disfunction

He needs to pop another one of them little blue pills.

He is having Lance envy.

Sir Lance-not-much

No wonder he’s blue.

Don’t you just hate when that happens?

Lance Dysfunction

Terrible time to go limp!!!

Wimpys out of time outs…

I heard they make a pill for that!

I hate it when that happens…

Needs some Viagra.

Performance pressure back in the day…..

Must be supply chain mail issues…..

So much for “Joust-in-time delivery”….

He turned out to be a limp wimp.

Just proves that you shouldn’t joust with a limp lance.

Bad timing in not getting it up……

“Honestly, this…this has never happened to me before!”

So much for testing the new, lighter-weight willow tree lance….

You should never have agreed to joust Sir Viagra…

Awesome, just keep UP with the jokes.

“I’ve fallen and can’t get up.”

The origin of the SALUTE was when 2 knights approach and lift their face shield to show who they were to each other.

Sir Limp-alot.

Noodle time

Need some Viagra over here!!!!

Ye ol viagra

A little blue pill for the big blue lance.

ED. Needs Ciliais.