WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 04, 2021

YeeHaw! Bring out the strippers!

My wife and I both have uncles that have done this 5 or six times. One finally just gave up on it altogether and the other finally stayed with the last one until he died.

Notice the apparel on left (his) and hers (right) side!

Is the toenail clipper guy aiming for his glass – or something else?

Can’t take the “hick” out of them

Shouldn’t that be the best man’s job? Or is he busy trimming his nails?

The height of lack of formality.

The guy in the suit is her divorce lawyer. She’s already been married twice.

Went to a friend’s daughter’s wedding… it was obviously a wedding due to an impending pregnancy rather than anything else… the groom appeared to be quite conceited but unworldly, with friends who were just as bad but happy to celebrate him… eventually the Best Man droned on and on about how “deep” the groom was (with stories that sounded like “deep” meant he was able to make stupid remarks about news he saw on TV)… yeah, he was long gone before the kid saw his second birthday…

He’ll probably be repeating this line at his forthcoming 4th Divorce party.