Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for October 20, 2021

he’s hoping for spirited bidding…

I hear there’s a group of kids with a dog, that are looking for a place.

Kinda small for a mansion. Unless you include the billiard room, the home gym, the 4 car garage, the swimming pool and spa and sauna and the home theatre with an 80+ inch TV, the gourmet kitchen and butler’s pantry, the basement and mother-in-law cottage on grounds.

Surreal estate.

Only if the spirits move them; otherwise they don’t have a ghost of a chance!

OK – this one could go 2 different ways: Was it a house which actually is haunted and they’re trying to lure buyers or is it not currently haunted but when someone buys it then the ghosts move in?

It’s appropriate that they are advertising on the web.

It’s haunted by the ghosts of the machine.