In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 27, 2021

If he learns to throw that hairball, he’d never have to worry about any batter crowding the plate.

I thought baseball outlawed hairballs, or “the licker” as hurlers called ’em.

I thought a hairball was in basketball.

I never heard of a clock in baseball, how is there a time out?

Gag meeeeeeeee

Yak attack!

He’s a hacker.

Balk!

My bad – it was just a baseball that had been hit so hard the cover came off.

Better go on a bathroom break

What if it’s the batter who has a hairball?!

A change up.

In time for the World Series.