Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 21, 2021

You vant to get up to de second floor? Take de escalator.

Hey, going down can also be a good form of de-escalation.

All their problems are worked out. By the time they reach the top.

We need several of these in Washington DC.

Half of all the working escalators at any given moment are moving DOWN.

If only that could actually work.

Doesn’t work with the Twitter mob.

That thing would be worth the peace nobel prize. And needed in every home with kids (and for quite some of the couples as well).

Going UP to calm DOWN.

Alls well but make sure you don’t get trapped at the end….then it starts all over again

Misprint…DE should have read THE.

I hope the power doesn’t go off and strand all those ‘nice’ people on the de-escalator…

At the police academy? (No hate, just a lot of focus on that strategy lately)

Moving right along…..

Shouldn’t a de-escalator go down?

Shouldn’t this be going down, not up?