Or my personal fave- “Enter email address to retrieve lost password”… then….”We don’t have an account with that email. “ …then after starts new account …”That address is already taken”
A long, easy to remember phrase is the best password. Modern password cracking programs have no trouble with funny characters but prefer short, (low-hanging fruit) passwords.
A Common 'tator over 2 years ago
I’ve posted this before but someone might not have seen it…
WINDOWS PASSWORD
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: potato
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled potato
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled potato
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 20damnedboiledpotato
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.
USER: 20DAMNEDboiledpotato
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.
USER: 20DamnedBoiledPotatoYouIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: IWillHuntYouDown20DamnedBoiledPotatoYouIdiotGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: SORRY, THAT PASSWORD IS ALREADY IN USE
loridobson Premium Member over 2 years ago
Or my personal fave- “Enter email address to retrieve lost password”… then….”We don’t have an account with that email. “ …then after starts new account …”That address is already taken”
LOLBeth over 2 years ago
Sorry, Goldilocks, that third password is still way too short and obvious.
Lady loves a joke over 2 years ago
Clever way to keep track of the value of her investments, too.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
porridge@2021…works for me.
Sir Isaac over 2 years ago
Death to password thieves!
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
No wonder I keep getting the notice: “Password already in use”
Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 2 years ago
If that is referencing the current gold price, it’s actually $1776 an ounce.
jrbaskind Premium Member over 2 years ago
I would have thought the best password would have been something like Ju$tryt!
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
A long, easy to remember phrase is the best password. Modern password cracking programs have no trouble with funny characters but prefer short, (low-hanging fruit) passwords.