Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 22, 2021

Worth more after you tell Mom where you’d dump them

“But they’re not clippings; they’re real toenails! It took this many before Sis confessed.”

Mark Zuckerberg, as a kid?

The Fingernail Fairy is real, though.

Maybe you can donate them to science.

How about a fingernail fairy?

Maybe good for an art project, but that’s about it.

Man, I’d be rich if there WAS a toenail fairy.

Why does she even need to ask what’s in the bag?

I asked my daughter last night how old she was and she held up 8 fingers. Now it’s 10 in the morning and she still won’t tell me where she got them.

Isn’t it bad enough that some fairy wants teeth, this selling of body used parts needs to stop.

Still one of my favorite cartoons of all times when Larson drew an excited, noseless kid shouting to his mother: “Look what the Nose Fairy left me!”

I wonder if there is a Gall Stone fairy???

Well Dr. Becky likes Toenail moons…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6raYktN2_7A

This is just a weird phase, someday he’ll toe the line.

Try the kidney fairy.

What about The Nose Hair Fairy?