Pluggers by Rick McKee for October 15, 2021

Someday in my case.

I’ve tried wearing suspenders but I get terrible backaches when wearing them.

Oh, that’s not good. I’ve never seen suspenders that were lengthened to that extent.

Control the Pie – Hole and suspenders will not be a problem ;-)

I wear suspenders occasionally when I can’t wear a belt. No hips to keep my pants up. My main worry is the clasp coming undone and snapping me in the face.

Not all pluggers are morbidly obese, just most of those drawn in this cartoon.

Church! Not only do they hold your pants up, they keep your shirt from untucking in the back.

Idunno, a lot of pluggers are car guys. or gals… a good suspension, with a musical exhaust note and a back country road, is a wonderful thing.

Loose enough to be comfortable, the suspenders keep me from saggin’ & baggin’ like a ganstah.

I have lost a little weight, but not enough that I can wear the next size down in jeans. I was moving to a new apartment last month, and most everything I owned was packed, including my belt. I was at the real estate office and my jeans had slipped a bit (like an inch – not down to my knees, lol!) so I discreetly pulled them back up and then went to the counter. To my surprise, some guy who was a total stranger started blabbing to me, making a big deal out it, and suggesting that I should get some suspenders, the advantages thereof, etc. His wife just kind of rolled her eyes as if he did this sort of thing all the time. I just laughed and turned back to the counter. Truly a bizarre experience!