Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 19, 2021

" Nothing me worth nothing but its free "

He could be reincarnated as a rock. That’s what the Hindu people believe.

And if his last name was Hudson…well, you know!!

Goofier wills have been held legally valid.

My newborn son is Mr. Brownster reincarnated.

What a fabulous way to reset your cost basis!

Thankfully, ‘It is appointed unto a man ONCE to die’. Besides, who’d want to go thru this crap all over again? And, I’ve had a pretty comfy life.

So you can take it with you, or at least arrange to have it waiting for you when you come back.

A saw a comic once who asked the audience “How many of you believe in reincarnation?” a few hands went up “welcome back”

Not the way it works (allegedly) but nice try.

Sounds like he was more of an ultra procrastinator.