FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 04, 2021

How dare you, Jason, messing with both the merchandise and your older brother.

Jock itch is NOT a laughing matter. Trust me.

Price check on little brother’s corpse.

Does Jason actually make it to adulthood? I’d love an update a cartoon where he turns out to be the big loser in the family! :)

If I were the clerk, having that many unreadable bar codes from one customer would make me suspicious. (Not that I could do anything about it.)

Mom, Jason got us banned from CVS.

Price check on tampons!

I thought Jason was only nasty to his sister.

Fast forward 60 years: Price check on Depends!

Too young for preperation H?

You think foot itch is funny, try it some time. Don’t tell Peter’s girlfriend he got jock itch. She will get the dreaded boy cooties!

“Jock itch”? Peter?? Can you get jock itch from video games?

Is Peter old enough for condoms?