Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for September 16, 2021

Makes me drop dead gorgeous.

so, a really killer conditioner…

That accusation will never wash. He’s squeaky clean.

What if that third function is actually body wash and the prosecution is pursuing a personal or political vendetta against 3-in-one body cleaning products?

This reminds me of Thurber cartoons.

The victim ended up as a Dead-head!

A wash, rinse and repeat offender, no doubt.

When his attorney requested a dismissal, the Judge said, “Sorry, no soap.”

He’s also a fake. He’s a sham poo.

If convicted, would he be eligible for conditioner release?

Of course he is. You should read what all ingredients he got inside!

He is too Suave to give Pert remarks to the jury.