F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 21, 2021

Well…we ARE supposed to make time for things that are important to us

It would be more fun to send the neighbor’s wife a bouquet of flowers with a card only signed “Love, Steve”, make some popcorn and then watch their fight ensue…

Sorry. I was thinking of being passive aggressive tonight.

You call this clean?

OK… you always overthink everything!

It’s better to do this than just before one of them has something important that they really have to do or somewhere that they really have to go. Otherwise, it will likely lead to something like (at least thinking), “If you really loved me, you wouldn’t go.” and/or that “That is more important to you than I am.”

What’s on your list today?

The night before Christmas.

I’m not ready, but it sounds like you are…

A “planned” argument?? At least he sees it coming!

“Will there be make-up sex after?”

Naa. How about we fool instead…..

I haven’t found a way yet to gently win an argument. Don’t get me wrong I try to avoid them. It’s like I need to win by a lesser margin (shave points so to speak). I lost a good gf bc I said the Cleveland Browns needed a logo.

Never marry someone who thinks having an argument is a form of entertainment or cannot get excited without it. It can be a lot of fun initially but it gets old fast … really old, really fast.

Quick! Think of something that needs done right away!

Yeah, like that’s all she could think of to do?