Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for September 25, 2021

And you don’t need a bag to pick up fallen bolts.

Does he bark at the mailman?

All that is good and well. However, is he soft, cuddly, huggable, likes to wrestle and just luuuuuuvs belly rubs? Probably not. It ain’t a real dog. Though, I do like that no poop thing……

I stepped in it twice yesterday, I thought I had it all picked up.

When the battery fails he will get an upset stomach and start pooping flames.