bacon by Lonnie Millsap for September 15, 2021

Moo!

It means the same thing as “woof.”

Somehow, Cows from Another Planet never caught on like Cat-Women of the Moon did.

You wouldn’t want too drink milk from or kill and eat animals that you could have a conversation with. Not knowing what Moo means kinda makes it ok.

“Do it! Jump over the MOOOOON!”

How people came to be on the earth. But not via cattle.

Udder failure! These cows no gots no udders.

There’s moo, Moo, and MOO. Ya just have to listen for the subtle inflections to know what they’re saying.

Wasn’t there an extinct branch that only said “Milnot?”

It’s nice that they are concerned. That’s so moooving.