Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for September 13, 2021

Unfortunately the whole world laughs.

And here we go.

There were two of them and they tried to take me in different directions.

Then they cried. And then it got weird, so I left.

They said , “Sorry he’s taking a nap.”

Even in outer space it is obvious.

… and then they cried."

Space aliens who visit earth will not be interested. They are millions of years more advanced than us. We have nothing to offer them.

That’s what I did…..

Should have given them tickets to the circus.

Only two correct responses in the USA 1. Laugh, 2. cry.