Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 11, 2021

Many years ago, I bought a can of spray paint from a hardware store. When I got home, I discovered there was no pressure in the can!

Luckily, the store replaced it for free, and ever since, I had that brand of paint “tested” before I bought it.

One time, there were two cans that were de-pressurized!!

Off the discount rack at the dollar store?

I wonder, will one can be enough?

What could possibly go wrong?

And the beat goes on………

clear.

I will keep the following good thoughts for Agnes:

(1) That she tests the paint for color and consistency before spraying it on her toenails.

(2) That she is in fact possessed of normal size toenails. (With feet as big as hers appear to be, who can be sure?) If her toenails are oversized, both she and Trout will be overcome by the fumes from the amount of paint she’ll have to use.

(3) That Grandma gets home before she can wreak any permanent havoc.