Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 03, 2021

Small panel: She’ll “shatter”. Large panel: “Book” her for fraud.

If only my bank would do a 1,000 year mortgage.

Big panel: “And it’ll be in your family for generations.”

If and when she finally shares the information, after lots of drinks, the information will also be gassified. (… urp! “Oops. Pardon me.”)

Big panel is too real, house prices have skyrocketed this year, and building materials have doubled in price. I purchased a roll of 12-2 wire, 250ft, for $160!!!!!! that last year was less than $80. Fact.

In Britain you can get 100 year leases, live in a place for 20-30 and still have a lease you can sell.

“Carbonated drinks. It’s gassified.”

2nd panel: Must be San Francisco. But I thought people were fleeing California…?

The guys look more handsome at closing time…

The rate is closed for 500 years but when it comes open you can make a lump sum payment.