Nick and Zuzu by Nick Galifianakis for August 24, 2021

I’ve seen people on ventilators. Vaccine and mask, please.

Isn’t it horrible that

1: This is a thing at all

2: (same, but seen upside down) Some people are deliberately choosing “ventilator”?

Oooh, this is GOOD! I am tempted to print this one off and stick it up at work.

I’ve got the vax, so neither, thank you.

If you don’t want the mask, you will not like the ventilator. Too stupid to live is not a diagnosis, but it should be.

That should give one pause. My wife had ALS and, after a pneumonia infection, woke up with a tracheotomy tube, breathing through her neck. It’s not even as much fun as it sounds and a ventilator is much, much, much worse. Plus, once you get that far, your prognosis is usually death.

It’s just an injection, not a conspiracy. You survived measles vaccine. You learned to live with the seat belt law. Grow up and join the side of those who want to live.

Oh, nice.

lunatic liberal lemmings everywhere, if you can smell the food then you’ve been exposed.