Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 19, 2021

“Do my fat hips result in your fat lips?”

“Calm down. You’re not THAT ugly.”

its not your looks but your posture. you look much better with your knees on your ears.

How could you possibly be more attractive?

I suppose that at the peak of love, it would make no difference. But imagine if he said, “No, I’d find you less attractive.”