Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 31, 2021

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    They ran out of memory for the cat.

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    I would have at least expected a little water jet aimed at your pant leg.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    … bark.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 2 years ago

    UNIVACanine.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    And when he starts it up it goes “Sniff, sniff”

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    just like a dog, regurgitating…

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