Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 24, 2022
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Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! best entertainment -genetically modified corn races, frederick county. worst handicraft - corporate sponsored quiltmaking, anne arundel county. depend aarp geritol polident winnebago worst entertainment - squinto the wandering astigmatic stiltwalker & his flaming yo-yos, montgomery county. man: hey! most overflowing trashcan into which you can still wedge just one more paper cup - fauquier county. kid 1: put it in gera! kid 2: huh? worst competion - junior division tractor push, prince georges county. he's on the break he's got a temper prod the carny 3 prods $1 - worst midway game of skill - prod the carny, arlington county.
Cpeckbourlioux over 2 years ago
I have a trash can like that, in my barn.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 2 years ago
Prod the Carny sounds entertaining.
John Wiley Premium Member over 2 years ago
2nd panel – I pondered for half a minute what the hell “djee” was… until I turned my head and it became “aarp.”
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Where I used to work, the county fair ground hosted a national tractor push. But I think it didn’t have a junior division….