Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 09, 2021

Which sister? The twenty foot woman or the hundred foot woman?

When we see that you’ve been skinned, we’ll know why.

Maybe you should have been adult about it instead of sending a note like a seventh grader.

Leo, you heartless monster! I do wonder how you manage it all, though… :D

Oh go ahead, Gary, and eat the popcorn one at a time off the couch and floor. I would. Just don’t put it back in the bowl; that ruins it.

Sometimes there’s one with deep blue eyes, cute as a bunny

With hair down to here and plenty of money

And just when you think she’s the one in the world

Your heart gets stolen by some mousy little girl

Not cool, Leo! Not cool!

With fifty feet there must be 25 crotches.. Yum. Bet she has trouble buying underwear.

Little sister, don’t you do what your big sister done!

That second part was the killer. LITERALLY……

There is still hope. She called him “deer.” Ooopsies!

How does Leo’s beer can stay on the arm of the couch? Does it have velcro on the bottom? :)

Even Leopold has reason for fear when the 50-foot Woman goes on a rampage! Especially when he’s jilted her!

Leopold is as much a loser in love as is Gary….