Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 12, 2021

Small panel: "Crock"odile tears. Large panel: Sibling “sayonara”.

1 The jury will ignore that emotion …

2 The boys are so brave and courteous.

Strike that from the record…no cying allowed

Cruel intentions

If it was “nothing”, she was a sacrifice?

I think somebody missed an “n’t”… or a “something”.

As a kid, hated having to go down in basement to get the cans of vegetables for dinner. I run as fast as I could and zip zip back up before the basement monster got me.

Try to appeal to the judge’s softer side.

Enough with your sob story.

“Here, take this shish kebab with you.”