Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 26, 2021

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    Wilde Bill  almost 3 years ago

    That guy is also retired from the E.R.

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 3 years ago

    Old Weirdo finally got rid of that $ Store Pickle Loaf!

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    Doctor Toon  almost 3 years ago

    I have told more than a few people that I’m not native to Earth, some might have believed me

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    martian sandwiches are obviously out of this world…

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    wongo  almost 3 years ago

    They have great pubs on Mars——— “Mars Bars” ! Bwa, ha, ha, snort !

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    Sounds intriguing……

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    Plods with ...™  almost 3 years ago

    What condiments do you use on Martian?

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    felipenollaFFA  almost 3 years ago

    All doubts about Agnes being an out of this world entrepreneur have just been erased…I admire her, and Tout too.

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  almost 3 years ago

    I’m kind of concerned that Agnes is hanging around with an adult male. Does Grandma know?

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Not many girls of Agnes’ age are as articulate as she is, or wish to be as she does. “Delectable” is beyond the vocabulary of most of them. Sure, Agnes often makes up words too, but I think that’s just because she wants to have an expanded vocabulary … more so than Trout, who is only interested in Agnes’ word usage because she wants to know what Agnes means, not necessarily what the word means.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 3 years ago

    “How many Martians per sandwich?”

    “Just a tentacle per 100. Marty regenerates fairly quickly.”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 3 years ago

    Nothing grows on Mars unless it is bacteria.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Agnes has the makings of a politician — she does a nice job of dodging Trout’s question in panel one.

    As for the rest of it, the old man could have a neighbor who came from Mars. So anything concocted by that person would by definition be a Martian recipe (even if it only uses terrestrial ingredients). So it doesn’t necessarily have to mean there’s anything gross or repulsive connected to these sandwiches. (Just hoping the old man doesn’t have a late wife named Martia.)

    That said, I believe Occam’s Razor is a fairly good guiding principal here. Based on past experience with Agnes and her endeavors (kindest word I could think of) in the kitchen, I wouldn’t go near those sandwiches.

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