It’s a real song.SEVEN BEERS WITH THE WRONG WOMAN(A parody of “Seven Years With The Wrong Woman”)(Karl Davis / Hartford Taylor)
Karl & Harty – 1940Tommy Tucker & His Orch. (vocal: Kerwin Somerville) – 1940
Seven beers with the wrong womanWe sat at the table for twoThe first thing I knew, she whispered“Oh boy, I could sure go for you”My heartbeat a little bit quickerAs I held her sweet little handI swelled up with pride, but, oh, how she liedI sure was a foolish young man
Seven beers with the wrong womanShe made me get up and danceAround and around we circledTill I missed my money from my pantsI asked her if she had seen itShe smiled up at me and said, “No”To this day to me, it’s a big mysteryI wonder just where did it go
Seven beers with the wrong womanHer husband walked in after thatAnd as soon as he spied us togetherHe rushed up and gimme a patHe took me by the seat of my britchesAnd he sure did jerk up the slackAnd then I got throwed out the door by the bossAnd he told me to never come back
Seven beers with the wrong womanIt left me only regretI guess she was only a-foolin’When she called me her darlin’ and petOh, I wish that the Lord had made AdamAnd had never made anyone elseJust one thing I know, the next place I goI’ll buy fourteen beers for myself
dadthedawg almost 3 years ago
…..instead of Diet Pepsi.
EasternWoods almost 3 years ago
This one is going to draw a lot of cop jokes
Friend of mine is an ex cop and an ex ambulance driver. Ambulance crews refer to cop cars as donut carts
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Didn’t he say he was serious before? all those other times?
BlueNAL almost 3 years ago
A co-worker, always trying to lose weight, started on Slim-Fast. She told me that it really wasn’t bad if you added chocolate syrup.
1953Baby almost 3 years ago
Now that’s one I haven’t tried. . .
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray almost 3 years ago
From a post long ago and not so far away…
@ samfran6-0 ~ I watched a few minutes of remake once and didn’t care for it either.
@ comicsboi ~ Thank you for the history of the “genesis” on Battlestar. Larson’s lucky “star” has shone bright. :-)
paranormal almost 3 years ago
He watches what he eats before he puts it in his mouth…
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
Cosmo needs to go from serious to dedicated if he wants to lose weight.
jal333 almost 3 years ago
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 3 years ago
It’s a real song.SEVEN BEERS WITH THE WRONG WOMAN(A parody of “Seven Years With The Wrong Woman”)(Karl Davis / Hartford Taylor)
Karl & Harty – 1940Tommy Tucker & His Orch. (vocal: Kerwin Somerville) – 1940
Seven beers with the wrong womanWe sat at the table for twoThe first thing I knew, she whispered“Oh boy, I could sure go for you”My heartbeat a little bit quickerAs I held her sweet little handI swelled up with pride, but, oh, how she liedI sure was a foolish young man
Seven beers with the wrong womanShe made me get up and danceAround and around we circledTill I missed my money from my pantsI asked her if she had seen itShe smiled up at me and said, “No”To this day to me, it’s a big mysteryI wonder just where did it go
Seven beers with the wrong womanHer husband walked in after thatAnd as soon as he spied us togetherHe rushed up and gimme a patHe took me by the seat of my britchesAnd he sure did jerk up the slackAnd then I got throwed out the door by the bossAnd he told me to never come back
Seven beers with the wrong womanIt left me only regretI guess she was only a-foolin’When she called me her darlin’ and petOh, I wish that the Lord had made AdamAnd had never made anyone elseJust one thing I know, the next place I goI’ll buy fourteen beers for myself