I could almost wrap my head around Israel having “Space Lasers”, but Italy having a satellite capable of manipulating votes? Italy can’t even design a comfortable automobile! The last time I drove a Fiat, by the time I got the seat adjusted for the pedals, I needed the reach of an Orangutan to reach the steering wheel and, of course, every time I drove over a penny, I could tell which way Lincoln was facing.
—) When you wish upon a Star of David. Mel Brooks foresaw the situation in “History of the World: Part 1” in the “Jews Out in Space” scene at the end of the movie:
Itsa verri funnia cartoona fora fare secco da meshuggani Drumpsteri. From “They Have a Word for It” fare secco means to rebuke enough to “make dry” the mouth. “Meshugganah” means crazy, and I put it in the masculine plural for the Drumpfsters.
All those nefarious satellites up there might explain the recent rise in UFO sightings. The Pentagon is releasing a report about that sometime today, actually . . .
Israel Is Sending Robots With Machine Guns to the Gaza Border
Gaza is often described as the world’s largest open-air prison. Over two million people inhabit the tiny coastal strip, and they must endure a 70 percent unemployment rate; frequent shortages of medical supplies, fuel and clean water; constant power outages; and the fundamentalist governance of the extremist group Hamas. Add to that the Israeli air strikes that knocked down multiple high-rise residential buildings in a war last May—the third war since Hamas seized control of Gaza in 2007.
Gazans who’ve had enough will find it difficult to leave. There’s both a naval blockade and a 40-mile-long border fence barring entry into Israel, complemented by an additional nine miles of steel and concrete walls on the Gaza-Egyptian border. Only a lucky minority are granted permits to pass through checkpoints into Israel or Egypt for work or medical care. But the checkpoints are frequently closed at times of high tension.
And now, in a new dystopian twist out of RoboCop, people defying the border barrier may be confronted by a robotic six-wheeled car blaring warnings from a built-in public address system. And if non-compliant, the robot can address the infraction with a turret-mounted machine gun.
Daeder almost 3 years ago
Don’t fight! You should work together on building one giant pizza-bagel satellite!
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
Um, whaaa? I get the space laser reference. But what’s with the bad Italian accent? (And I had to ddg “fongool”)
sevaar777 almost 3 years ago
I’d like an order of lasagna and matzoh ball soup to go, please…
wellis1947 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I could almost wrap my head around Israel having “Space Lasers”, but Italy having a satellite capable of manipulating votes? Italy can’t even design a comfortable automobile! The last time I drove a Fiat, by the time I got the seat adjusted for the pedals, I needed the reach of an Orangutan to reach the steering wheel and, of course, every time I drove over a penny, I could tell which way Lincoln was facing.
mariodealpine almost 3 years ago
Ya can’t use the alphabet to express mirth. That’s why political cartoons exist.
PraiseofFolly almost 3 years ago
—) When you wish upon a Star of David. Mel Brooks foresaw the situation in “History of the World: Part 1” in the “Jews Out in Space” scene at the end of the movie:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And some members of the GQP ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!!!
Sheesh…
VegaAlopex almost 3 years ago
Itsa verri funnia cartoona fora fare secco da meshuggani Drumpsteri. From “They Have a Word for It” fare secco means to rebuke enough to “make dry” the mouth. “Meshugganah” means crazy, and I put it in the masculine plural for the Drumpfsters.
FrankErnesto almost 3 years ago
And 47% of Americans believe this nonsense. You will notice, Republicans have done nothing to stop idiots from voting, just minorities.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
ROFLMAO! Love it! I’m Italian…..LOL! Bada Bing Bada Bang! Leave the gun, take the cannoli!
Bookworm almost 3 years ago
All those nefarious satellites up there might explain the recent rise in UFO sightings. The Pentagon is releasing a report about that sometime today, actually . . .
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Clay, don’t you worry that you are giving away QAnon secrets. As they said in WW11.. “loose lips sink ships”.
ferddo almost 3 years ago
GQPs will have to abandon their silly conspiracy theories if they want to win votes from anybody outside their core base…
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
Israel Is Sending Robots With Machine Guns to the Gaza Border
Gaza is often described as the world’s largest open-air prison. Over two million people inhabit the tiny coastal strip, and they must endure a 70 percent unemployment rate; frequent shortages of medical supplies, fuel and clean water; constant power outages; and the fundamentalist governance of the extremist group Hamas. Add to that the Israeli air strikes that knocked down multiple high-rise residential buildings in a war last May—the third war since Hamas seized control of Gaza in 2007.
Gazans who’ve had enough will find it difficult to leave. There’s both a naval blockade and a 40-mile-long border fence barring entry into Israel, complemented by an additional nine miles of steel and concrete walls on the Gaza-Egyptian border. Only a lucky minority are granted permits to pass through checkpoints into Israel or Egypt for work or medical care. But the checkpoints are frequently closed at times of high tension.
And now, in a new dystopian twist out of RoboCop, people defying the border barrier may be confronted by a robotic six-wheeled car blaring warnings from a built-in public address system. And if non-compliant, the robot can address the infraction with a turret-mounted machine gun.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/israel-is-sending-robots-with-machine-guns-to-the-gaza-border/ar-AALqBkA?ocid=msedgntp