Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 03, 2024

World class “stunt” man.

All will be blown to bits? Well, this is a comic and when I learned something from the Road Runner films, you’ll be fine again after a while of wobbling around…

Greedy guy not too bright is he.

He didn’t get the bullet in…….

Glad it’s an extranet, not an internet.

And because plots haven’t made sense in years, Tarzan will slash the netting, causing the crates of high explosive to fall into the jungle! And the helicopter will blow up.

(Makes as much sense as whatever will really happen.)

It’s more action than this Sunday thing has had in a while.

What kind of explosive is it? Dynamite? C4?

Cut the net. Let it drop and destroy the dam. Let the blast carry you to the copter.

Knife and slash that fat corporate bass-turd, Tarzan!

This reminds me of the movie “Broken Arrow”, where the character Vic Deakins says “Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?” ッ