Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 03, 2021

Be “mindful” of any possible cowardly ambushes.

Tarzan will have to kill it, anyway. If he lets it live, it will alert the other Mahar to Tarzan’s presence, and either they will attack him all at once, or they will order their slaves to attack him all at once.

Now said Tarzan, lets get some breakfast…..

This 1970s Tarzan is a softie compared to 1950s Tarzan. Has been listening to John Lennon records.

So Roberts was underwater and his hair dried that quickly? What 1970’s hair formula is he using?

Kill it, or you will regret it.

I’ve been out of wi-fi range for a few days. Just catching up. I see the apeman brought down the big ugly chicken. Man or beast – it’s always a losing proposition to go one-on-one with Tarzan.

I know how the mahar feels. I’ve been in agreements like that.

Mahar: “AGREED!” Tarzan: “Cool! Now, I wish you could get the ol’ full Nelson treatment, but you have no shoulders. So, let’s just see how far your neck will twist around before it snaps, eh?”