Tim Campbell for June 16, 2021

“Happy Hour has been cancelled due to alcohol consumption and fist fights”

Here’s a crazy idea … stop serving booze.

…who is doubtless a conservative/Traitor Cultist/Republican/Reich Winger

Remember the slogan,“FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIES!” Boy, did that ever FLY OUT the window!

And people wonder why I don’t want to fly anywhere.

Some unruly right winger who thinks bad news Trump gave him permission to attack anyone who wants him to follow the rules of Public Health.

Umm you can still record on airplane mode; you just can’t send it to anyone…LMAO! But yes, folks will be recording the flight attendant in a verbal altercation with a dumbass passenger refusing to put their phone in airplane mode.

Along, long time ago before TSA, body scans, photo ID’s, etc. An airlines offered wives of business to accompany the husband on his next business trip for FREE ! The TV ad had a cute jingle “Take me along, if you love-a-me, take me-a-long” ! Seems a few took along a female other than their wife. Later the airline sent letters addressed to the executives’ “Mrs” thanking her for going along on the recent business trip. Now we just have frequent flyer miles . . .to take the girl from accounting along.

And boy, does there seem to be an abundance of unruly jerks in the country these days. All worried about THEIR freedumbs and bugger anyone else.

Hmmmmm, where should they be packed?