The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 16, 2021

Poor guy.

That may have been true, but those days are gone sense no one carries money anymore.

I stopped carrying “change” in my pockets years ago!! You can’t sneak up on anyone without them hearing you!!

/SHMIRK/

Good incentive for you to do the laundry Brutus. It’ll allow you to keep the change you find.-;D

No wonder Brutus has no cents, Gladys takes it all. Finders’ keepers!

She wouldn’t have had those fringe benefits with me.

Brutus, what have we learned?

now he knows that not doing his own laundry is centsless…

I’d be astounded.

I would imagine way back, when they were just friends, (or honeymooners) the benefits were a lot different. The thought that she would get in his pants had a whole different meaning. My how times change. Of course to Brutus, getting in her pants still means the same thing as it meant years ago.

Who carries change anymore? I’ve had the same handful of coins on the counter for years. These days I replenish the cash in my wallet a few times a year.

She is appreciative in more ways than “chump” change!

I am pretty sure that she just doesn’t confine herself to pocket change in the washer. Brutus’s wallet, is most likely, her REAL ATM machine……..

No doubt she also finds a lot of other things if he never cleans his pockets before putting his clothes in the laundrey.

Brutus, whatever you do, DON’T pay her!!! She’ll think you were treating her like a hooker!

Consider that payment for services rendered.

It doesn’t seem fair that she should have to give up so much of her chocolate-eating and phoning-Mom time for something like that…while he’s at his job. I mean, gosh, you have to set it, then walk away, then transfer it and walk away…and then the only part that’s work begins…assuming she bothers to fold anything.

Remember that Black man on TV asking for change?!

Thank you is good no matter appreciation.