I think Matt Gaetz might be part of the Deep State plot to take down Matt Gaetz
How is Matt G still a member of congress that sits on the Judiciary Committee and oversees the Dept. of Justice while being investigated by the Dept. of Justice for child sex trafficking?
Matt Gaetz was on an airplane transporting orphans (trying to make himself look like a hero). The plane developed engine trouble and the pilot told him to grab a parachute. Gaetz noticed their were only a couple of parachutes and says to the pilot, “Wadda ’bout the kids?” Pilot says “Screw’ em!” Gaetz says “Really? We got time for that?”
“And be sure to remember boys and girls, we are always the Party of Family Values! And Mommy & Daddy, mind you this! We’re not the beat up old white van with ‘free candy!’ written on the side that’s going through your neighborhood. Oh no siree Bob! We solicit your children online and through networks of our longtime and very dear friends, just like good upstanding white christian folk oughtta be doing, now ain’t that right? And now if you’ll please excuse us (and you really should, right? Why, aren’t we the only ones oh so closely looking after your precious kids?), we’re off to teach Sunday school – and today’s lesson is to Always, Always, Always Respect Your Betters… I mean, Your Elders.”
dotbup almost 3 years ago
I think Matt Gaetz might be part of the Deep State plot to take down Matt Gaetz
How is Matt G still a member of congress that sits on the Judiciary Committee and oversees the Dept. of Justice while being investigated by the Dept. of Justice for child sex trafficking?
RAGs almost 3 years ago
Gaetz told a rally that sex trafficking is like congressional earmarks. I think that statement explains a lot about him.
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
Former Matt Gaetz associate Joel Greenberg pleads guilty to six federal charges
https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/17/politics/joel-greenberg-guilty-plea-court-gaetz/index.html
There are 88 pages in the indictment, pages 31 and 32 have salacious details.
DrDon1 almost 3 years ago
Yes, just why does his district keep re-electing him!
Display almost 3 years ago
Matt Gaetz was on an airplane transporting orphans (trying to make himself look like a hero). The plane developed engine trouble and the pilot told him to grab a parachute. Gaetz noticed their were only a couple of parachutes and says to the pilot, “Wadda ’bout the kids?” Pilot says “Screw’ em!” Gaetz says “Really? We got time for that?”
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Gop will never take out their own….oh, wait! Cheney….
piper_gilbert almost 3 years ago
I hope Matt gets a big romantic cellmate who won’t take no for an answer.
Display almost 3 years ago
“And be sure to remember boys and girls, we are always the Party of Family Values! And Mommy & Daddy, mind you this! We’re not the beat up old white van with ‘free candy!’ written on the side that’s going through your neighborhood. Oh no siree Bob! We solicit your children online and through networks of our longtime and very dear friends, just like good upstanding white christian folk oughtta be doing, now ain’t that right? And now if you’ll please excuse us (and you really should, right? Why, aren’t we the only ones oh so closely looking after your precious kids?), we’re off to teach Sunday school – and today’s lesson is to Always, Always, Always Respect Your Betters… I mean, Your Elders.”