Half Full by Maria Scrivan for June 20, 2021

Joke as old as cemeteries.

That “joke” is bad enough to have them turn in their graves!!

I had a retired neighbor from Boston who would always tell people that he was over 10000 people when they asked him what he did up there. He was a cemetery superintendent for one of the larger suburbs of beantown. ;)

Stop making jokes about Dads!

Daughter: I’m glad my friends are here – I’d want to get in there, too.

had a coworker who loved that joke

When you’re young it’s a joke. At a certain age it becomes a prediction.

There are alternatives, especially if you don’t mind making an ash of yourself.

My dad told that joke every time we rode by a cemetery. Thank you for that. I miss him He also would ask “how many dead people are in there?” and we would frantically try to count and the he would say “All of them”

It’s usually why there’s a fence around them.

The morbid, the merrier…