Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 19, 2021

one of the first comments!

bruh

This is stupid

Nate’s doing pretty good, prob watched some bright side

lol

Who refers to watches as “wrist watches?” And if Nate’s referring to a clock, why didn’t he say that instead of a watch?

Maybe it is a………I don’t know a back watch lolololol

teddy’s zinger saved today’s strip

Gooood. NOICE.

FINALLY he said the crime

wonder if it will take him 3 weeks to solve it?

5.5/10

He is kind of interesting and watch can only be a wrist watch, what other kind of watch would he bring to school

Chad has been known to have odd possessions. And they sometimes end up in Nate’s locker. Remember?

give nate a college degree and he will probably eat it

hello

I remember I had a friend who wore his watch on his leg.

Side note: This comment section is so crazy and just stupid. It’s gotten to the point where a comment saying “I hate spammers”, can get more likes than an actual funny comment about the strip.

3 Things You Didn’t Know About Big Nate

1. Nate is 4,4 and he is half as tall as his Dad so Marty is almost 9 feet tall

2. Lincoln Pierce’s last name is pronounced “Purse”

3. Big Nate has 62,000 followers on GoComics

Calling it a wristwatch seems like a redundant name. Really, the only other watches are pocket watches which no one even wears anymore.

I swear, if one of them make a reference to Among Us, I will-

nate does have a point. Google says a watch is a portable timepiece intended to be carried or worn by a person. Nothing about being around the wrist. It could be a pocket watch

Hello everyone! If it was not a pocket watch it could have been those watches with the small chain that you put in your pockets. We are half way through the week. Have a good day everyone and stay safe!!

Nate, what are the actual odds of a teenager in the 21st century having a pocket watch? And shouldn’t Francis have seen Chad wearing it prior to this? (Although if the answers to these are “more than 0%” and “no”, then Nate does technically have a point.)

Watch in the side pocket?

Why would you take a wristwatch with you to school? Pretty much every room will have a clock.

Found out that Part 1 of my story got removed. I’ll repost Part 1 below this.

ULTRA NATE AND THE COVER-UP: PART 5

Gina is transforming into Flunky, in a huge puff in smoke in her basement. Ultra Nate is there, and he is realizing her dark truth. The smoke disappears, and Ultra Nate finally sees Flunky, being as ugly as usual.

Ultra Nate: What the… Gina! You’re… Flunky…?!

Flunky: Of course. Wasn’t it obvious all along? I mean, I look almost as identical to… my human form.

Ultra Nate: H-how…? Before I met you in Washington, I drew comics about myself defeating you!

Flunky: Oh, your comics? Well, I had this form ever since I was in 3rd Grade… I was on a field trip, when a machine that had dead dinosaur DNA in it exploded, and thus I turned into Flunky, and I could transform into my human form anyti…

Fifteen minutes pass. Flunky is still talking about her evil, tragic backstory, just like every other supervillains do to pass the time when talking to superheroes. Ultra Nate yawns.

Flunky: …transformed into Flunky and ate him! I have no regrets.

Ultra Nate: Yawn… are you finished?

Flunky: Well, now that you mention it, yes. Anyways, about you and that project…

Ultra Nate: Oh no…

Flunky: I need to tell Mrs. Godfrey that her least favorite student is Ultra Nate! Then, I can finally get that scholarship to Harvard and break students’ dreams about the pizza party! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ultra Nate: Oh no you won’t!

Flunky: Oh yeah? Take THIS!

Flunky kicks Ultra Nate across the basement. She uses her brand-new Superpower Gun 3000 2 on herself and flies through the roof.

PART 5 CONTINUED IN REPLIES

Francis looking but sus ngl

Okay, here’s Part 1, reposted.

ULTRA NATE AND THE COVER-UP: PART 1 (REPOSTED)

One week has passed since Ultra Nate defeated Flunky is Washington. The world is still going bonkers about this event and it is printing in headlines all over the world like: “SUPERHEROES EXIST, ‘ULTRA NATE’ IS FIRST!” and “ULTRA NATE, SUPERHERO, DEFEATS DINOSAUR SUPERVILLAIN!” They still don’t know Ultra Nate’s secret identity yet (guess who). Right now, Nate, Teddy, and Francis are walking to school together, talking about the event.

Teddy: …and when I heard superheroes do exist, I was like “WHAAAAAT?!”

Francis: Yeah, me too! Say, who do you think Ultra Nate’s secret identity is? From the footage that was captured, he had pretty weird hair.

Teddy: I don’t know… hmm… who do you think Ultra Nate is, Nate?

Nate: Um… beats me.

Nate (thinking): Ooh, the irony…

Francis: Well, whoever he is, I wonder where he is now.

The school bell rings. They walk into Mrs. Godfrey’s classroom. As Nate is getting out his supplies, he thinks of a great idea. And it involves using his new superpowers… he flies out of the classroom (without wearing his superhero suit).

Mrs. Godfrey: NATE! WHAT THE-

He flies to a military base and grabs a cannon. He flies back to school holding it.

Mrs. Godfrey: What the actual heck, Nate just flew into the air and GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The cannon crashes through the classroom, with Nate sitting on top, controlling it. Everybody is looking at the tank.

PART 1 (REPOSTED) CONTINUED IN REPLIES

One more week until school ends

this dude is insane,

Poll who is worse (or meaner ) Ellen or Nate

I don’t know what to comment

Anyone agree with this guy?

https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2005/03/22

Big nate and the realm of the shadows part 4

???: mwahahahaha! 2 down, 1 to go.

Nate: Who are you and what have you done to my friends?

???: I am you, from an alternate dimension!

Nate: What do you mean? And you still haven’t explained what you did to Francis and Teddy

Shadow Nate: I am a smart, shadowy version of you. You cannot see me for I am a shadow in this realm! As for your friends we’re turned into shadows that are not your friends, and soon you will join them into my army!

*Nate: army, what army?

*Shadow Nate: Do you remember when your teachers and your fellow students were disappearing?

(Nate starts to get Nervous)

Nate: Y-Yes

Shadow Nate: Well now there mine mwahahahaha

Final part comes tomorrow

Chad?! Why did he ask Nate to find his Watch?

gotta love pressing tab tab tab tab tab tab tab tab tab tab tab tab tab tab tab tab tab tab tab because chromebooks ****ing suck

Good morning, evening, maybe even good night! Looks like Nate has been watching little too much detective movies! Anyway comment and like this, I’m trying to get my first ever featured comment! One again, have a good rest of your day!

Poll: Favorite NFL player?

Well I have nothing to say about this comic missing something or teleportation

Hello, poll: what is your favorite big nate novel?

Can you see this

Guys, today me and the editor are hoping that today a new video will be uploaded. We haven’t decided what it will be on yet thouugh

Francis, a nare do well if ever I saw one….

“Backpack watch”

Can anyone see this comment?

???

Hey guys, remember me??? I’m PUFFA, and I was here a year or two ago.

Good morning Go comic readers! Nate really has to say Francis is a person of interest? Anyway have a good day!

Today quote is: “It is only with the heart that one an see rightly; what is essential is invisable to the eye” – The little prince

Looks like MODS have been doing a lotta banning lately…

Is anyone else done school?

Oh, I love these types of comics

BIG NATE AND THE BET: Part 29

“Look, Dee Dee. I don’t think we should keep making the pizza. Maybe we could order some from a pizza place nearby?” “But Nate!” Dee Dee began. “Where’s the fun in that?” “If I had to choose between fun and staying alive, I’d probably go with the latter.” Nate replied. “C’mon, Nate! Sure we’ve had a few hiccups, but nothing REALLY bad.”

“Uh, Dee Dee?” Nate said as he looked past her. “What?” she asked as she turned around. The pot with the sauce had flames coming out of it. “AAAAAA!!!!” the two kids screamed. Nate dove under the kitchen sink and then came up with the fire extinguisher. He doused the flames in no time flat.

“Whew. That was close.” Nate said. He let go of the trigger, but the foam kept coming. “What the? Its stuck!” Nate began to panic and began moving to and fro, sending foam everywhere. “Nate! Let me help!” Dee Dee grabbed for the extinguisher, put got sprayed with foam. She fumbled for the trigger and soon it was unstuck.

“That could have gone better.” Nate said. Dee Dee took her glasses and looked for something to wipe them off with. “Nate, can you find me a clean rag?” “Uh…” Nate looked around the kitchen. In the span of twenty minutes, they had both ruined the kitchen. The window was greasy from the dough, and about 99% of the kitchen was covered with foam. “Definitely should’ve ordered out.” he thought.

lol funny! weird work, Nate. Anyways, how’s your day?

OY…Nate is a very bad Sherlock Holms

Lol nate is just trolling francis at this point

does anyone think that there should be an arc on Teddy? Because we really don’t know much about his personal family life. Unlike Nate and Francis.

Hey everyone! Is it me, or Nate is secretly a member of drama club? (jk, u don’t have 2 reply) Read Part 3 of my story below.

Big Nate. Rock’n’roll baby! – Part 3

I can’t believe we have so much bad luck! Artur quit the band. Without him, we won’t beat Gina, to prove her, she’s wrong! I confessed everything, to Francis and Teddy.

“Just look at her! She sings great, she dances great!”

“What’s your point?” Francis asked.

“We will never beat her! She’s so obnoxious and that’s gives her more power. We’ll never be as great, as her!”

“You said, she’s great?”, Teddy asked, smirking.

“Yeah”.

“Maybe that’s means… loooove!!”

“Cut it OUT, Teddy, I’d be too insane, to have a crush on her!” I replied.

“Oh, really?”, Francis looked at me. “Last Valentine’s Day, you kept a valentine from her!”

“Ooooooh, snap!”, Teddy exclaimed and gave him a fist bump.

“Okay, THAT, doesn’t count, I thought it was another girl!”, I shouted. (Another footnote from author: this thing about the valentine was made up.)

Continued in replies.

If I met big nate chapter 2: if my sister met big nate part 2

Paola: wait who are you?

Mrs Godfrey: mrs Godfrey but since Your sister Emily is friends with Nate

Paola : from the comic book?

Mrs Godfrey: no he is here anyways since your sister is friends with Nate you will stay with him forever till you leave come in

Nate: who is she and why is she smaller than all of us-?

Mrs Godfrey : stop or detention

Gina: is this a new student?

Mrs Godfrey: yes Gina! Anyways class this is Paola she is Emily’s sister from last week

Nate: wait but you don’t even look like Emily

Teddy: true

Mrs Godfrey: detention for racism

Teddy and Nate: I-

Paola:wait racism? How did he racism me? Why because he said we don’t look alike I was about to say we get this a lot but you shouldn’t be giving him detention because of that.

Mrs Godfrey: look your only a kid you can’t change my mind

Gina: Yknow..Paola right

class saying why Paola right

Mrs Godfrey: ok ok ok calm down and pay attention to the board

after some boring class later

Paola: . . . What did we learn again?. . .

everyone face palms except paola

Mrs Godfrey: oh dear- just go to next period

Part 3 today or tomorrow

Fun fact: Paola doesn’t pay attention that easily

I think it was Dee Dee!

Who here would not want to be friends with Nate in real life?

There should be one case where Nate actually does well…

hi

HELLO PEOPLE

Also about the limit, Nate is 11, why are we banned and not him

….no, not as interesting as Nate is hilarious in that getup………

so it was a pocketwatch?

Ok guys wait I think I got itNate is implying it is a wrist watch but francis said it first so nate is saying he is sus because he already knows. However, thats kinda stupid considering the fact that most watches are already wrist ones so most people would already assume thats what nate was talking about.

That’s actually true Nate… in a way xD

I have been reading charlie brown and he has a 10,000,000 IQ

okay

(one word comment) hitherehow’syourdaywowfrancismadeaninterestingargumentthereanywayshaveagreatdayandletshopeforlessspam!

Dude I miss the old days from 2017. NeedaChuckle… Neptune Ninja… hev1… Link O Neal… now Big Nate comments are all about spammers or spamming themselves, or there’s 9 year olds saying “poll: hw old r yu” I might take a break from Big Nate for a while. Summer started yesterday and I’m in high school now, and now there’s just so many comments on strips it’s overwhelming. You almost never recognize anyone that you see comment. It’s like YouTube comments. I miss when everyone knew each other by username, and knew them well. I just wish we could bring out the old days (cue the “Ok Boomer”s).

Good point Nate. Your confusing logic is beyond me.

savage!

The grand pig

Nate is getting nowhere accusing Francis here…

Poll: Whats your favorite color?

New by the way

My editor just got vaccinated!!!

Guys- Bonky Boi is back under the name Bonkz.

We couldn’t upload today. Hopefully sometime this week though

Poll: If a terrorist came up to you and said you had to lose one major part of your body, what would you pick? (CANNOT BE A TOE OR FINGER). I would pick an arm. Always wanted to have a robotic arm!

Hey guys! Stay updated with my comments! I’ll be posting inspiring quotes every day! If you need something to pick you up stay updated! Now here’s a little something by Big Nate himself: He’s never been a bore He will draw some more He thinks he really great With Cheese doodle on his plate He’s BIG NATE!

Search up Rhombicosidodecahedron

damn bro been a year since i was last on this website. What did I miss/what have you guys been up to?

PB&J

Francis is the imposter. Vote him off.

I already know #2