Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 08, 2021

…..the mama vacuum, the papa vacuum, and the…..

Dang it, Ralph, don’t treat it like a person. Do you want Westworld? Because this is how you get Westworld!

So Skynet takes over with, not with a bang, but with a beep.

iRobot products are o.k. as long as they do not reproduce.

I think baby vacuum needs to be emptied.

Here is Larry Fine of the Three Stooges telling the same story, “bearing” in mind that, back then, there was a family of professional boxers named (Max and Buddy) Baer, and a journalist named Bugs Baer:

“Once upon a time there were Three Baers: Max Baer, Buddy Baer and Bugs Baer. Now bear in mind, these Baers were never bare, because they ran around in their bear skins, but with their bare feet. So, the Three Little Baers went skipping and frolicking hither, tither and yither…without their mither and fither!”

I knew he had made peace with the Roomba…but to this extent?

He lost his mind

seems they’re getting better. relationship wise.

And they all sucked.

I wonder if that thing is one of R2D2’s relatives.

Keep it clean, Ralph! ㋡

OK. This is weird….

Holy Crap!

Ralph needs Bob’s good counsel pertaining to Ralph’s mental health. Ralph’s relationship with the sucking robot is weird at best. Maybe psychotic. Neurotics build castles in the air. Psychotics live in those castles in the air. Psychiatrists charge rent.

Wally’s gonna get jealous.

He seems to have a much better relationship w/ the robo vac than he did at first.

And they sucked all the money out of my wallet which explains why I’m always broke

Next thing you know, Ralph will be giving Roomba an allowance.

Now he likes the stupid robot vacuum.

He seems to be treating it better than his kids?

Even though “Nature abhors a vacuum,” Ralph, apparently, does not.