Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for April 14, 2021

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 3 years ago

    That’s terrible and awesome.

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    cat19632001  about 3 years ago

    Who does Stumpy get to do his taxes for him? Remember, if the Feds can’t get you for criminal activity, they’ll go after you for not paying taxes. #nipempire

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    MIHorn Premium Member about 3 years ago

    My cat files as “Head of Household”.

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    Nougat  about 3 years ago

    #ShellAndDon’tTell

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    Lily.spokescat  about 3 years ago

    OMC, truth. The less you know about that, the better. lalalalalalalala (holding ears)

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  about 3 years ago

    You mean I can claim my Uber driver? What about the Instacart lady? And the pizza delivery people?

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    meowlin  about 3 years ago

    I feed peanuts to the squirrels who cruise through my back yard too. Can I claim them as dependents?

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    Drunk Patty sure is nutty.

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    cat19632001  about 3 years ago

    I wish I could claim my cats as dependents.

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