WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 23, 2021

Don’t give them any ideas!

I really hope that I can eventually get these images out of my head.

There is just something wrong with that picture of a cockatoo with tata’s!

Office on Rodeo Drive.

Another kind of surgery should be considered here -

… removal of these owners from their pets.

Already exists. Tail docking and Ear cropping are done with certain breeds all the time.

Alberto likely has celebrity clientele, based on that dog with the fake lips.

So the bunny has a strong jaw? Or is it morphing with a duck?

Next thing you know Alberto the Vet will start offering sex reassignment surgery.

Better not ask me what I have had enlarged by Dr. Alberto

Until the day he met his nemesis: the dreaded Chinese Shar Pei, who came in for a skin tightening…

Not funny—just twisted.

The sad thing is that this would probably make a lot of money

The rabbit looks like a cross between Ernie from “My Three Sons”, and Jay Leno. And what about the dog? Kim K.?

Welcome to the world of selfie apps

This is all wrong. The owners already have the results but they are waiting to see the vet.

Yikes!!! That can not be good.

The puppy got the Rolling Stones’ lips.