Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 26, 2021

You’ll be lucky if you didn’t shatter a lot of the small bones in your hand.

Anyway, the preferred strike for power breaking is a forearm strike. Stronger bone, better cushioning from the muscle.

Years ago, there was something in a MAD paperback that demonstrated how karate could be used around the house: No more hammer. No more saw. No more chisel. No more work. The last one shows a guy with two broken arms.

I wonder, who’s as thick as a brick now?

Next time, don’t pick a brick with a black belt.

Loved that song ‘I Fought the Brick and the Brick won’.

This is called learning from “hard” experience!

He could fix the hand… but you can’t fix stupid.

Better stick with wet noodles.

You didn’t hit it hard enough, quitter.

I lost to a guy named Ben Gay